Umami apocalypse: baked cuttlefish crisps in Bangkok

Last updated: 4 November, 2024 @ 12:04

Now, it’s pretty clear that we’re passionate seafood lovers. However, we also have a bit of a crisp problem too – any brand, any flavour, any time – it doesn’t matter to us.

So, when in Bangkok we discovered baked cuttlefish crisps it seemed like our great passions had collided – a dreamy, seafood, crisp-like snack that would make your Walkers Salt & Vinegars, or pickled onion Monster Munch obsolete. As it turns out, we were wrong.

Some weeks on from sampling that first tentative bite of the baked cuttlefish crisps, we’re convinced we can still taste them.

‘Like an umami apocalypse’

They were bad. Actually, they were more than bad.

The crisps were like an umami apocalypse for the taste buds.

The little thin wafer-like brittle slithers packed enough salty, savoury power to grit a thousand motorways.

The aroma wasn’t any better – unless of course you’re a fan of the scent of 100 budgie cages.

A packet of cuttlefish crisps
Perhaps the ‘rolled’ version is better…

If at first you don’t succeed…

Foolishly, we tried another. Perhaps we’d previously hit upon a rogue bad one, much like that green-tinged crisp occasionally found in an otherwise pristine pack of ready salteds.

Alas, the second crisp took all the saliva from our mouths and with it any hope of changing our minds.

The only green tinted thing on display at that stage were our faces.

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